Clit & Circumstance #41 - Do You Swallow?

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One sperm says to the other, "When are we going to reach the fallopian tubes?"
The other responds, "It will be awhile yet; we just passed the tonsils."
For some reasont this reminds me of the neurotic sperm played by Woody Allen in "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex":
"What if he's only masturbating and I end up on the ceiling?"