Tight Pussy Jokes
This is the inverse of the Big Dick Joke tradition, my pussy seeks revenge:
My pussy is so tight, Zeppelin plucks it so he can tune his guitar.
My pussy is so tight, I have to cum out my nose.
I got a flat tire once, went to change the tire and found a stripped bolt. I decided then that my pussy was the best lug nut ever.
My pussy is so tight, it doesn't meow, it whistles ... it whistles Dixie. My queefs break the sound barrier.
My pussy is so tight, I can masturbate with a french needle - my dildo WAS the needle in a haystack.
I once got fisted by a lego man.
My pussy is so tight, it downloads at 28kbps.
My hymen is so tough, the military wanted to use it as a firewall.
My hymen is so tough, the minutemen want to put it between Mexico and the U. S.
My pussy is so tight, I douche with soda to get jet propulsion - I just shake it up and WHEEEEEEEE!
My pussy is so tight, they asked for it to replace Ann Coulter. My last boyfriend called it 'Scrooge'.
My hymen is so tough, it IS the bomb squad. Someone calls me up and I just sit on that banger. BLAM! Best orgasms I've ever had.
(Feel free to add your own renditions in the comments section)
