Two People Sex Positions #3 - The Blow of the Bull
The Blow of the Bull
It is funny how words affect us when we hear them repeatedly in a sexual manner. Perhaps unbeknownst to us, we end up associating them so much with one thing that it surprises us when they might have another sexual meaning that we don't know about. This is most certainly one such case. In fact, the connotations of the words used to describe this sexual position are such that learning the true form of this sex position may actually be confusing, if not disappointing. Please, though, I beg of you, don't be disappointed! I mean, if you're disappointed then I'll be disappointed and we'll all be disappointed and we may then be less inclined to try this still nifty sex position even though its name doesn't mean that some chick is tooting some guy's horn. I know I just kinda threw that out there suddenly and half of you are traumatized at that realization. I would say I'm sorry, but I'm not, because I have a sex position to talk about that's still fascinating as fuck.
The Blow of the Bull is another deep penetration sex position and is actually related to the Butterfly that I described previously. This time, though, the fuckee and fucker are at the same general elevation so the smurfs, gigantic legos and/or other props are pretty much unnecessary (unless you've developed a fetish for them by now).
This pose actually brings me waaaaaayyyyyy back to when I was in college and taking my first formal yoga course. Not only is the position that the fuckee in this pose assumes similar to what you do when going into the yoga pose known as "The Reverse Plow," it is also the case that one of the very last things I wanted to be referred to as in yoga is a 'plow'. Not that there's anything wrong with plows, it is just that if I'm going to imagine myself as something, it wouldn't be something designed to push things around that may or may not have to be pulled by an ass. In the case of the Blow of the Bull, it is hard to imagine what body part is doing the blowing and what is doing the bulling. I know many men like the idea of their genitals being referred to in terms of large, muscular beasts of burden and they like the idea of women performing some sort of blowing on said beast. However, unless this description is referring to queefs, it is certainly the case that the vulva can't actually blow a bull. As a result of this and the fact that I don't know how to read sanskrit to find out which version of the word 'blow' this refers to, I get the impression (for no rational reason whatsoever) that the term "bull" in this phrase refers to the woman's vulva and that the term "blow" refers to the man stroking or striking said vulva with his penis. The imagery this creates is disconcerting to me.
Regardless, this position is quite nifty. Again, this position can be modified for use by nearly any sexual combination, so be sure to adjust these instructions as necessary. The Recipient in this case needs to be laying on their back with their legs way up in the air, like a puppydog playing dead. The Giver, then, positions themselves above them and places the legs of the recipient, together, on one of their shoulders. This should allow them to easily penetrate the fuckee rather easily.
A few things that might make this an easier position for those of average flexibility includes:
- Placing a pillow under the supporting arm of the fucker.
- Placing a pillow under the hips and/or back of the fuckee.
- Instead of keeping the fuckee's legs together, have them slightly separate their legs or put one leg just under the upper arm of the fucker.
- The fuckee may hold their feet or ankles in place to take some of the strain off the shoulder of the fucker.
This position may make it difficult for either party to reach the clit of the fuckee, so if she prefers clitoral stimulation to get very aroused, this may be a good position to do after lots of foreplay. The position does make it easy to do lots of ass grabbing and breast play, so please misbehave accordingly if you so desire. This is also a great pose for feet fetishists because neither person's feet become impossibly out of view.*
*I suddenly realized as I wrote this that when I do these posts, I should probably start mentioning what types of partial fetishes these positions may cater to. (A partial fetish refers to people who have a fetish that focuses on a specific body part or parts, not a person who only partly has a fetish).
