Review #2 (toy) - Jenna Jameson Action Figure
OK, so I love toys just as much as the next person and, indeed, there are many awesome toys to be had on this planet. For example, I'd love an ipod for Christmas, a wii or some legos - but this, this is the ultimate gift for Christmas. Did you ever wonder if there was a Queen of action figures? Move over X-Men, Star Wars and Power Rangers because now we have Adult Superstars Action Figures! Seriously, this is awesome and I want this one:
That's right, I want a Jenna Jameson Halloween Witch Action Figure. Isn't she awesome? To be cool enough to be turned into an action figure took Ms. Jameson a lot of hard work as she fucked her way to the top and then showed the world that she could also make a great business woman. She's been on Family Guy and spoken on behalf of the porn industry in debate (though, she didn't think she was really ready for such a thing). Her surgeries may have put her body through hell, but she's still managed to stay at the top and show the world her classy side (no, I mean the other classy side, you silly pervs).
The only rational thing I can see as a downside to her career is that, unfortunately, Jenna supports PETA. Sad, yes, but at least we know she is good to her pussy and, bottom line, she just became 100X cooler for being an action figure.
