The Sex Tech

The expressiveness of we crazily sex-crazed humans in sexual behavior is something that is endlessly fascinating in all manner of behaviors. One behavior that is often overlooked or ignored in studying human sexuality is in the realm of lusty, linguistic behaviors. There has been some indication in the past that the noise we utter in our passion-filled orafice-poking, prodding and pinch-pull fucking craziness is actually helpful in our somewhat elaborate mating rituals. We are not the only creatures for which this is true, as I recall reading a study a year or so ago that indicated that the more noise a female bonobo made during intercourse, the more likely it was that the male would ejaculate. Although I have yet to learn if the same is true of humans, I highly suspect that this might be so and I at least acknowledge the importance that many people place on communication (even of the whooping, moaning, screaming, scraping fingernails down your back type) during sex. Thus, in honor of communication and sex, I bring to you a new section of sextech, "Sexy Vocabulary." This section will hold new terms I hear of that people use during sex that I consider unique as well as other information relevant to communication during sex. Given that part of sextech is for the sake of opening up communication about sex in a relaxed and practical manner, I think this section can become an important part of sextech in acheiving such goals.

And the first word for this section is ...

Wait for it ...

is the suspense killing you?

of course, doing the whole stalling-and-forcing-people-to-scroll bit probably leads to higher expectations from all of you than what the actual (provocative ... enciting?) content will warrant, but I'm in the mood to be mildly obnoxious as I entertain ...

ready?

FUCKJUICE!!!!

Yes, that's it, that's the word (in case it didn't occur to you via the handy illustration accompanying the article). Fuckjuice refers to either male ejaculate, female ejaculate or the natural lubrication that women produce during arousal or all of those things combined.. I was exposed to this term during a very hot and wonderfully graphic phone sex conversation a few days ago whilst doing my usual playful routines. It pretty much came out of nowhere in the conversation and I politely refrained from commenting on it until after myself (and the individual I was enjoying my orgasm with) had finished. Once done, I commented on how novel and sexy (and perhaps somewhat amusing) the term was and asked him what all the word applied to - I also asked permission to write about it, which he obviously granted under the reasonable condition that I not actually say who it was that I was talking to.

A google search of the term leads to a disappointing 1640 hits, which makes me just a little sad. This word clearly needs a popularity boost. Fortunately, the people at urbandictionary haven't overlooked it, but it only has three votes. Though, a few handy synonyms are presented there (one sadly misspelled): cumjuice, orasmjuice (orgasmjuice?), and cumslurpie.