Sing a song of sexpence, pocket full of lies, four of twenty hard dicks stuffed in some pies. When the pies were opened, then the lies would sing, "Wasn't that a dainty bitch, to make their testes ring?" The porn was in the Madam's house, drawing in some money; Whores were in the parlour, greeting...
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Him: Hey, baby, I have a ten inch dick, how old are you? Her: Wow, I'm 18. Him: Great, what's your ethnicity, white, black, hispanic? Her: I'm caucasian with a little Native American. Him: Wait, you use the word 'caucasian?' Is that a common description for you? Her: Well, it makes sense because there...
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Him: So, where do you live? Her: Oregon, where do you live? Him: New York. How old are you, baby? Her: Eighteen. Him: Ah, eighteen, are you in college, baby? Her: Yeah. Him: Who do you live with? Her: I live in a dorm, with other girls. Him: So you manage to do this with them around? Her: I just wait...
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Experiences in the sex industry tends to lead to some pretty funny conversations. This is especially true in phone sex. In phone sex, though, the patrons are much faster about hanging up due to lack of social pressure and anonymity. If they don't get what they are expecting right away, they'll move on...
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