The Sex Tech

Sing a song of sexpence,

pocket full of lies,

four of twenty hard dicks

stuffed in some pies. 

When the pies were opened,

then the lies would sing,

"Wasn't that a dainty bitch,

to make their testes ring?"

The porn was in the Madam's house,

drawing in some money;

Whores were in the parlour,

greeting the evening's Johnnys.

 

The greens brought in their hardons;

stripping off their clothes.

When out came the coppers,

chasing after the hoes!

 

There was such a commotion

that little Jenny Spin,

grabbed all the Johnny's hardons

and put them back again!