WTHU #1 - Mechanical Surrogate Phallic Device
Experiences in the sex industry tends to lead to some pretty funny conversations. This is especially true in phone sex. In phone sex, though, the patrons are much faster about hanging up due to lack of social pressure and anonymity. If they don't get what they are expecting right away, they'll move on fast. Thus, I have created this section in honor of the many fast ending phone conversations that pass through the phone sex community.
Him: Hey, baby, how are you?
Her: I'm great, baby, what's your name?
Him: My name is Replace Your Dildo, baby, ha ha!
Her: He he, that's great, I'd love for you to replace my dildo, sweetie.
Him: So, what's the name of the dildo I'm replacing?
Her: Surrogate or MSPD.
Him: uh, surrogate pregnancy?
Her: No, like mechanical surrogate phallic device, MSPD.
Him: Are you a ... actually, I was expecting something more like 'bob' ... *click*
Note: Someone, somewhere, would have thought that was funny. Apparently it wasn't him.
