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WTHU #2 - Time Zones

Him: So, where do you live?
Her: Oregon, where do you live?
Him: New York. How old are you, baby?
Her: Eighteen.
Him: Ah, eighteen, are you in college, baby?
Her: Yeah.
Him: Who do you live with?
Her: I live in a dorm, with other girls.
Him: So you manage to do this with them around?
Her: I just wait until they go to study group.
Him: Study?! On a Friday night?! Come on!
Her: It is only 4:30 in Oregon when it is 7:30 on the east coast.
Him: *click*

Note: 4:30 was when this call was received. The hang up was so fast, it is unlikely he heard the last thing that was said. When concentrating on sex, many people are not good at understanding time zones ... well, or math.

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