The Cosby Scandal Has a Porn Parody

Come on, unlike his alleged victims, you saw this coming.

Porn parodies will mock any relevant piece of scandalous news. They’re never exactly tasteful, but they sure do get a lot of attention, especially if the topic lends itself to an offensive situation likely to rub some people the wrong way.

Directed by renowned porn-parody filmmaker Will Ryder, the pun-packed title of Not the Cosbys XXX: Puddin’ My Dick Where It Don’t Belong will be released online and on DVD this January 21st, via X-Play and Pulse Distribution.

But if you were thinking they chose to make this movie strictly to exploit a delicate situation just for the headlines, you might be surprised to know that this is not the first Cosby parody Ryder has made. It turns out Puddin’ My Dick Where It Don’t Belong is already the third movie of the Not the Cosbys XXX trilogy.

Cosby parody movies I and II, released in 2009 and 2010 respectively, were parodies of the popular Cosby Show from the 80s, and followed Cliff Huxtable and his (much more sex-driven than you’d remember from the original series) family. The new film, though, most likely will feature some roofie-based jokes and reference the many rape allegations that have been made about the formerly well-liked comedian.

We had a lot of fun making the first two Huxtable porn movies so it’s shocking when somebody as beloved as Bill Cosby is in the bull’s-eye of such horrific accusations but we felt a need to bring some levity to this situation because that’s what we do,” Ryder, who is also the trilogy’s producer, told XBIZ. “Fans of Cliff Huxtable and Bill Cosby will love our new movie.”

Something tells me Cosby might not be all that enthused about the film. Perhaps a new classic Sad Bill Cosby clip will happen organically.

Detroit comedian Thomas Ward, who has played the iconic Dr. Huxtable in the previous two movies and happens to look a lot like him, will be portraying Cosby again.

“I would like to thank Mr. Cosby for giving us a reason to create this new movie and I would like to think Mr. Cosby is innocent of all the allegations but when there is this much smoke there might be a little fire somewhere,” Ward said.

More smoke keeps coming out of this never-ending source, as three more women have accused Cosby of sexual assault this week, and the number of alleged rapes is approaching 30.

Exploiting this situation is without a doubt kind of a dick move, but it surely piques people’s interest. Everyone loves a scandal. I mean, you did click on this story to begin with, you know?

I rest my case.

One Comment

  1. How twisted is it if Ward, was indeed the love-child of old BC?