Retro Porn Review - The Mount of Venus

Retro Porn Review – The Mount of Venus

Even in today’s world, it’s hard to keep up with technological and social advances. If you’re a Greek God, I can imagine staying on top of things gets exponentially more difficult. Such is the problem that Jupiter Stormbringer (Jamie Gillis) has on The Mount of Venus. […]

Retro Porn Reviews - Fantasy Girls

Retro Porn Reviews – Fantasy Girls

All-around interesting porn fellow Alex de Renzy wrote, directed and produced Fantasy Girls. But while some of his other movies tend to tackle weirder and more niche-oriented pornographic settings, Fantasy Girls is surprisingly a very stereotypical and simple male fantasy turned into a movie. The […]

Retro Porn Review - Aunt Peg

Retro Porn Review – Aunt Peg

Porn star legend Nina Hartley once called Juliet Anderson “the original cougar.” Anderson, who started her adult film career already in her late 30s and who you might recognize as Kay Parker’s insatiable and pushy friend on the classic Taboo (also released in 1980), was […]

Retro Porn Review - SexWorld

Retro Porn Review – SexWorld

I’m a sucker for 70s adult films that begin with their own soul/funk theme song. So you know we started somewhere good when the title track takes us on a road trip. Loosely inspired on Michael Crichton’s sci-fi thriller Westworld, Anthony Spinelli wrote and directed […]

Retro Porn Review – Blow Dry

Retro Porn Review – Blow Dry

Blow Dry is a 1976 porn spoof on the movie Shampoo, released a year earlier. Victor Colicchio (here under the single name “Pepe”), an actor and director better known for small mainstream parts in movies like Goodfellas, Bullets Over Broadway and Inside Man, had his […]

Retro Porn Review - Pastries

Retro Porn Review – Pastries

When we watch a film that’s several decades old, we usually notice elements of the movie’s everyday lifestyle that simply couldn’t happen today. This is particularly true in 70s porn, and specifically true for Pastries. For instance, there might not be a more obvious sign […]

Retro Porn Review - Insatiable

Retro Porn Review – Insatiable

After the smashing success of Behind the Green Door, and the more than adequate box-office response of the Mitchell Brothers follow-up Resurrection of Eve, Marilyn Chambers was unquestionably one of the biggest names in the adult industry. The respect these movies inspired within the ‘porno […]

Retro Porn Review - Teenage Cowgirls

Retro Porn Review – Teenage Cowgirls

Who doesn’t love a good ol’ western? In theory, Teenage Cowgirls was fairly promising. The poster looks badass and has quotes like “Hilarious! Best western sex film yet.” (The second part may still be kind of truth, as it’s not like they’re very frequent.) The […]

Retro Porn Review - Neon Nights

Retro Porn Review – Neon Nights

While the opening minute of Neon Nights looks like a mainstream urban tale that begins with a passionate love scene from two very competent actors, what finally reveals the porn nature of the movie to unknowing eyes is the quick transition from tender love-making to […]

Retro Porn Review: Taboo II

Retro Porn Review: Taboo II

So it has finally happened: We’re reviewing a sequel for this column. As you’re probably aware of because, well, you’re alive, sequels have been a long-standing usual resource in porn. It’s a cliché for a reason. If a movie works, they’ll milk that brand till […]

Retro Porn Review - The Image

Retro Porn Review – The Image

Randy Metzger, responsible for classic films like The Opening of Misty Beethoven and The Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann, brings us The Image, a beautifully photographed story of sadomasochism and the confusion of emotional boundaries. The film is based on the 1956 S&M novel L’Image, […]