Ok, so this probably was not her intention, and I totally love her tutorial because truth be told, my tits are awfully small, but still, throughout the whole tutorial, I just could not take my eyes off her tits. And not in a, “Oh yes, I see what you’re doing there, I totally want to learn from this tutorial” kinda way.

No. I could not take my eyes off her tits in that totally rude, carnal, I wanna honk your boobies kinda way. On the one hand, she’s totally talking about her boobs the way I would with my girlfriends because it’s only boobs. But on the other hand, BOOBS. And beautiful boobs, too!

I’m completely split in my need to learn how to make my boobs bigger because, WHY NOT?? And pausing the video as she pouts into the camera while displaying her boobs. And NO WOMAN alive pouts that way while applying make up. That is totally hamming it up for the cameras.

Not that I mind.

And yes, I am aware that I have objectified this lovely lady who aside from having the perkiest tits ever, is also teaching me some new boob skills. I see her only as awesome boobs and pouty lips. And yet a part of me wants to hang out with her because any girl that has skillz like this must be awesome to hang out with too.

Either way, watch the video and I dare you to tear your eyes away from it as she pouts and poses all the while cupping her tits. You will walk away not only with the knowledge of how to make your cosplay outfit more awesome but also without a doubt, with a boner.

You’re welcome.