You know, we were thinking, what with a Presidential campaign about to kick off big time, that it would probably be a good idea to find out where all those hopeful candidates stand on the issues that matter most to us.

We want to know, for example, if the next President would change the law that sees the Adult Industry unfairly treated by banks and payment processing systems, using fake morality to financially harm the people working in a legitimate, massively profitable sector, while bankers themselves engage in corrupt business practices and suck up to the arms industry (the adult sector prefers other parts of the body).

Of course, we’d also want to know if they knew the best way to clean up a little excess santorum.

Chances are, we’ll be ignored (which is no way to treat a voter, people!), but what the heck, we’ll be asking anyway. And since we’ll be asking, maybe you have some questions you’d like answered too.

So let us know in the comments what those questions are and we’ll include them in our lists. Or you can send your questions to our Twitter @badoinkofficial with the hashtag #PrezQuez.

Can we make the change to a more sexually open society?

Yes we can!