Have you ever penetrated the very back of your local adult store? Past the vibrating Rabbits, beyond the racks of magazines, with their pristine pages, aching for the jizz of someone who still hasn’t invested in an internet connection, there’s a much more sinister array […]
Ever so often I will see a man, who look-wise, style-wise and personality-wise has all the right qualities that could easily make a woman fall for him. But then he opens his mouth, and all is lost. Some men just can’t help themselves. They seem […]
There’s something you should know about me before I start this article: I’m not a big fan of playing sports. I join in if it’s what everyone’s doing, but I don’t actively seek sports to play. I’m even less interested in watching sports. And most […]
Henry Deltoid’s all confused this week. What’s got him all topsy turvy (or should that be tipsy turvy)? Dogfish Head’s “Worldwide Stout” Imperial Stout, that’s what… 15 – 20% ABV (actual is unknown) – 70 IBU “Holy JESUS. What is that? What the FUCK is that? […]
It’s my opinion that men need to have other men in their lives. That’s right, I’m talking about your bros. Now you might find it weird that I’m bothering to even write about this, because a bro always has bros right? Well, not really hun. […]
Just the other day as I was lounging around my pool in my sexy, see-through mumu, I thought to myself, “Why is it that movies always stop short of showing men’s junk?” They have no problem littering our screens with tits and ass, that shit’s […]
The infallible leader of the Catholic Church, Pope Francis, is trying to boost his credentials as a modernizer by calling the Internet a gift from God. Thus implying that His Holiness may have browsed at least a few clips on YouTube, signed up for one […]
Autobiography by Morrissey (G.P. Putnam & Sons – ISBN-10: 03999171541) Beyond blowing a raspberry, it’s no easy task to respond well to Morrissey’s Autobiography. I’m predisposed to like Morrissey because I’m a huge fan of the Smiths and that wonderful voice of his, which so many […]
Last Sunday, Salon published a piece focusing on the dope details of a New Yorker interview with President Obama (you guys, he totally smoked pot). Katie McDonough, who published the piece, highlighted Obama’s views on the legalization of weed in Washington and Colorado, showing the […]
I may be gay but I just love a big juicy piece of meat in my mouth same as any heterosexual American guy… wait a minute… What I mean to say is, I love eating steak. It’s a pastime of mine passed down from my […]
Remember when the world was supposed to end in 2012? Even hardcore skeptics were sweating a little; people from all over were completing lifelong bucket lists just in case stuff seriously went down. But as you all know, the world kept on going, and 2013 […]
Google seem to be becoming involved in every facet of life. If it’s not robotics or the music industry, it’s your home alarm and Smartphone. Now comes news that they’re also involved in the medical industry. On Thursday, January 16, 2014, they were at it […]
Flu season is upon us. One in three people I know seem to be in the midst of or finally overcoming a really nasty bout of crud. It seems like this particular virus is hitting people pretty hard and refusing to let up. Then, just […]
Generally speaking, psychologists will say that as long as a sexual fantasy stays in one’s head and it doesn’t harm anybody, nothing is really off limits. Still, even the most sexually liberated might baulk at the latest genre of steamy porn novels: monster porn. Women […]
Long gone are the days where year old unwashed Levi 501s and a hole-y old band t-shirt was the trend du jour for men. With Kanye rocking a skort and a plethora of strategically scruffy pretty boys dominating celebritydom at the moment, it is time […]
There’s been quite a buzz surrounding one of the latest innovations, the Google Glass, a piece of wearable-tech that enables its user to enjoy an augmented view of the world. This also incorporates linking with another user to see the world through their eyes, including […]
It is believed that the more someone craves sex, the more willing that person would be to settle down. It has been recently discovered that it is not so with all women. According to the June 2013 issue of the Journal of Research in Personality, […]
Our steamy tale of lust and desire continues in Part 20 of La Muschi’s explicitly sexual odyssey… Just as Laura is about to come… La Muschi stops licking and sucking her. She turns to you and smiles. You are so horny now that your hand […]
Want to know which innovation owns the most popular potential to alter business and politics as we know it? It’s the introduction of technology for Internet Erasers. The new one to keep in mind is called Snapchat. Yes. The exact same technology which allows acned […]
Good news, all you proud nerds out there! This month, Dungeons and Dragons reaches its 40th epic year of being a thing. I recall my first time playing the mythic role playing game with fondness; it was a sunny day at summer camp and all […]
