Some years back, Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook overlord) wrote that he was only going to eat meat he killed himself, and that made the Internet explode (as it tends to do). Suddenly, he was some kind of demonic human bent on the torture of cute lil’ […]
I know I wrote a piece some time ago about how much I love the autumn, but I have to come clean about how no matter how much the fall is amazing, the winter will always occupy a special place in my terrible brain. This, […]
So here I am, Internet friends, at the crossroads of the kink world. If you’ve read my previous installments about my short-lived kinky adventures, keep on truckin’ (if not, read the other business). Basically, I’m in the middle of what I’d call kink purgatory, an […]
“You may as well just shave it off.” “It’s pretty much gone anyway.” These are the clichés bald and follically challenged people have put up with forever. “When it’s gone, it’s gone!” But this doesn’t give the truth. Rarely will an entire head go bald […]
Stripper heels. Without any further description you already know what I’m referencing, don’t you? Those chunky, often transparent stilettos that are usually just as stacked as the bulbous chest of the woman wearing them. Does it seem odd to anyone else that in an industry […]
We’ve all seen movies or heard of stories of sex games gone wrong. Some kinky affair where you strangle your partner a little too hard or too long and suddenly, a passionate affair turns into a nightmare. No one wants to have this happen to […]
Recently, I had the supreme fortune of seeing one of my favorite musical artists perform in a very intimate venue. I had previously seen Pokey LaFarge at a much fancier venue in NYC a couple years ago. This time there was room to dance and […]
When people hear the words “70s porn” they usually have several clichés in mind: Lots of pubic hair, cheesy funk music, bad lighting, long talkative scenes and thick mustaches. Now, while all of those things are mostly true, I get the feeling that some of […]
For some reason masturbation is a cause for more embarrassment than sex, especially getting caught masturbating… and most definitely getting caught by a parent. Never one to let a good laugh go, we’ve decided to collect some of the best and funniest masturbation stories from […]
Just because your hair is thinning out doesn’t mean you have to hang up your hotness hat and retire. We’ve compiled a list of men who are rocking the bald look! These men sizzle so much on their own and their hairless style just adds […]
Knowing what we want is perhaps the most elusive trick in life. So often, we think we know but once we get it, there is still a hole waiting to be filled. There are very few people who awake one day with a calling that […]
Nothing pisses me off more than finding a great book butchered by a lousy movie adaptation. With each badly written script, wrongly cast actor and rushed editing job you can literally hear the sound of heartbreak from disappointed readers everywhere as filmmakers hack their favourite […]
The holidays are upon us again and it’s gift giving time. I take gift buying very seriously, in fact it’s a challenge to buy the perfect gift for someone. I’m a huge fan of themed gift giving. Whether it’s a relaxation kit I put together […]
Hot girls can seem intimidating to the uninitiated on account of the fact that they seem to be so well put together and brimming with confidence. This of course isn’t always true for all girls, though trying to seduce a hot girl can be a […]
Few of us are lucky (or unlucky, depends on how you look at it) enough to find our ‘one true love’ the first time we date someone. We probably need to go around the block a few times before we find ‘the one’. For me, […]
Being an avid reader and movie goer, book to movie adaptations, if done right, are the best 2 for 1 combo deal ever. Seeing a good book come to life in the cinema just completes the book – or at least it should. Usually a […]
Radio, television, office parties, stores. Wherever we are it seems we cannot escape the repeated theme tune to the holidays. Every year the same songs, over and over, everywhere you go. Jingling of bells, references to sleighs and glowing-nosed reindeer; but of all the songs […]
If you’re a trekkie and you know it clap your hands… I can’t hear you! In cyberspace no one can hear you clap. If you’re like me, you were tickled pink when Star Trek came warping back onto the big screen in 2009. I thought […]
So there I was, wondering why I wasn’t squirting with abandon with every sexual act, when almost all porn actresses seemed to squirt at the drop of a (pizza deliveryman’s) hat. If you’ve been wondering why you can’t fuck for hours or why your girlfriend […]
Male masturbation has an arsenal of great euphemisms. I grew up in a small town, so laugh or pardon my ignorance but I always thought a knuckle sandwich was jerking off until someone told me they were going to give me one; a knuckle sandwich. […]
