Belgian IPA – 5.6% ABV – 55 IBU Chainbreaker took a special place in my heart when I first tasted it from the tap in a pub here in Chicago (more on that later). Craft beers are starting to be like dogs… there are boutique […]
Metabolism; your younger brother seems to have mastered it and is able to wash an entire pizza down with a tub of ice cream without gaining a pound, while you dip and diet, unable to keep things stable. Genetic makeup has a lot to do […]
Girl talk. We used to play spin the bottle and truth or dare. Tonight we have decided to dare to tell the truth. The version we don’t want anybody to know about. Guys, if only you could be a fly on the wall. You would […]
My girlfriend and I had our monthly reunion. So many things that have been said and done in our lives over the past month. She went first. The other day in her office at lunchtime she was imagining she was a famous writer of erotic […]
In 1972, a few years into the sexual revolution, a light-hearted blue movie started receiving attention from mainstream media. When the authorities decided to use it as the scapegoat to prosecute pornographers, they unintentionally catapulted the film’s fame to unprecedented heights. The New York Times […]
Here’s this week’s top 10, you lucky devils… What do a bunch of silent monks do at a Christmas concert? Watch this video and take a look. It’s pretty ingenious and hilarious. Who knew monks could be so funny? I sure didn’t. In the […]
We all know that sex toys are there to spice things up in the bedroom. To take things to the next level. I’m completely down with all kinds of spiciness but my hipness doesn’t seem to extend this far. Perhaps I am a prude, but […]
There are two viral videos currently doing the rounds on social media, and every time someone I know hits the like button, I feel a small piece of my faith in humanity chiseled away, vacuum packed, reconstituted into saccharin, and then served in my local […]
In what is already promising to be my favorite dumb public thing of the year, Salon reported that earlier this week a New Mexico teacher told an African American teenager to take off his Santa outfit in an attempt to affirm that the jolly lord […]
Babies are so needy, right? Thank Jah for Chuck E. Cheez, college theater major babysitters who can try out their routines on a wee audience bereft of an agenda, your maiden aunt and other instances where you’re too cheap to pay for an experienced caregiver. […]
It was not too long ago in our evolutionary history that man either killed or plucked from the earth with his own hands, whatever was for dinner that evening. Skip forward a few Darwinian heartbeats, however, and the majority of us now utilize one-stop mega […]
A lady on the street. A whore in bed. When you don’t see me, my dear lovers, I love being porky. It’s kitchen porn. My other satisfaction. I eat jam from a big-ass spoon right out of the jar, lick the inside of the empty […]
This Weeks Top 10 Videos This video has been making the rounds on Facebook this week. Two brothers making a very 80’s music video for their other brother’s wedding. I want to be part of this family. They seem awesome and I think I would […]
Physicists and cosmologists are always trying to crack the origins of our universe. While the Big Bang theory is probably the best attempt at explaining it, some Japanese physicists now offer a different answer: the universe may well be a hologram projected from a lower-dimensional […]
If no one has noticed yet, it’s really cold outside and I for one couldn’t be more excited. The winter and its frigid weather seem dreary and sad to some, but all it means for me is a myriad of indoor wonderment. I’ve compiled a […]
Wax, epilate, pluck, shave, bleach and laser. You may think this is just a list of possible ways that one could remove unwanted hair but it’s not… it’s my to do list… For some reason, during my creation, when cells were multiplying, so too were […]
Yes, I am a Grammar Nazi. I proofread my comments before I post on social media. Text speak makes me want to pulverize the user with a copy of the Chicago Manual of Style. I am only one step away from stalking the streets armed […]
Carrying on from where we last left off, La Muschi continues this atmospheric and strange tail of sex and passion with Part 14 of this sexual odyssey… ‘Hang on baby,’ La Muschi insists. ‘I´m going to fill the bathtub for us.’ ‘Ooh yeah, great idea darling.’ […]
The holiday season is upon us, but before the celebrations begin there´s a hurdle to skip over, the first common cold of the winter. The person next to you might be sniffing and coughing heavily, but before you submit to the inevitability of the same […]
Wise man Oscar Wild said, “I can resist anything but temptation.” It’s only natural that someone we spend hours with every day attracts our attention. A little flirting has never hurt anyone? Not in our dreams but reality can lead you to a different path. […]
