The Truth About Vaginal Elasticity

The Truth About Vaginal Elasticity

When I was younger, I wasn’t immune to the whole, “Be careful with your vagina because once you do [insert inane whatever] it’ll be loose forever!” thing. Don’t have too much sex, cuz all that penis action will surely loosen your poor little vag. Having […]

Retro Porn Review - Lunch

Retro Porn Review – Lunch

For some reason, when I first saw the Lunch title from this 1972 movie, I thought it would be a Naked Lunch porn adaptation. It actually has nothing to do with William Burroughs — or actual lunch, really. But there might be more drug-infused sexual […]

Choosing The Right Condom

Choosing The Right Condom

Recently, I had the arduous task of visiting the Museum of Sex in New York (not arduous at all!). When you arrive at the main entrance, you naturally find yourself smack in the middle of the gift shop, and on the right side of the […]

Cheekd: Close Encounters Of The Loved Kind

Cheekd: Close Encounters Of The Loved Kind

We are told time and again that it’s a busy world. There’s no time for everything! We only interact in a digital realm! Meals are taken intravenously while we hang-glide into our 37-hour-a-day jobs while checking our packed schedules with our robot secretaries! The glossy […]

SJW Riot: Fanning The Internet's Flames

SJW Riot: Fanning The Internet’s Flames?

Arguing on the internet is like fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity is like… well, you get the point. Mankind’s greatest advance in communications is used for a lot of mud-slinging, recriminations, screaming, shouting and bad feelings. Plus ça change. For anybody who […]