Still on board the pleasure train? Finding pleasure doesn’t have to be an expensive affair. In fact, one can have a great time just playing with things around the house. I wanted to create a mild kinky scene without having to shill big bucks on […]
Every year, the same event takes place. You wake up on the first of the year, having had a great but not up-to-your-expectations evening, filled with resolve. This year will be the year, you think. Everything will be different and better and nothing can bring […]
Well, suffice to say it’s been another crazy year all round. Just when you thought 2014 was starting to drift away and become a dot in life’s rear view mirror, along came a veritable flood of news, no less the bizarre machinations of the Sony/North […]
Parties and sex are always a fun affair; put them together and add in some toys and you’re bound to have oodles of fun! Sex toy parties are a way for discreet women to have some naughty fun without being judged. It’s a way to […]
I’m got such a kick exposing ‘healthy’ food that aren’t really healthy at all that I decided to do another article on it. This time we’re going to uncover more food that the industry claims to be healthy but under further examination is not really […]
In spite of all the hype and meaningless ‘Black Woody Allen’ comparatives, for those of us familiar with his work for a while, Chris Rock is finally starting to really get his shit together. A shiny, effervescent prose poem dedicated to the human condition, warts […]
Completely accurate science tells us that a human (that’s right, all of yous!) thinks about sex every seven seconds; really, this isn’t so bad, even if you are deep in a sexless despair. What’s far worse than the constant urge to bump uglies is another […]
As Peter Griffin once said: “You know what really grinds my gears…?” As it turns out, there’s no real shortage of things, people, events, inanimate objects, insects…well, ANYTHING that has the potential to annoy and embitter us. …and while we’re taught to count our blessings […]
While I don’t think you can shrink almost 40 years into a top ten list here are some of my favorites that I’ve seen on TV or come across by virtue of having comically inclined parents. Winona Ryder as Bjork – Celebrity Jeopardy This sketch […]
While the name of this movie might suggest a rock n’ roll story full of debauchery and hot groupie interaction, there isn’t one single live music moment in The Girls in the Band. There are girls, though! Lots of girls. And I’m guessing that was […]
The biggest problem with The Interview is that it’s impossible to view it with any sense of detachment. Any audience member or critic will watch it through glasses tinted by the unholy mess that preceded its eventual limited release across the US and the internet. […]
Have you ever seen a scene in a movie that grabbed your attention and won’t let go? A scene that you’re still thinking about weeks, even months later? A clip from the film Gainsbourg: Vie Héroique is one of my favorite movie clips ever. This […]
Every year I travel to my dirty, quirky home state of New Jersey to visit my family for Christmas. As strange as it seems my favorite time of the year is the week I spend checking off the following list of holiday tasks: Sleeping on […]
I had never seen a gimp before – not in real life anyway. But I stopped him to ask if it was okay for me to touch him. He unzipped his mask around the mouth area and his juicy lips pops out, “Oh yeah! Touch […]
You’ll have heard the phrase ‘Gold Age of Television’ bandied around a lot lately. The past few years have seen the creation and broadcasting of some unforgettable shows such as Breaking Bad, The Wire, True Detective, The Sopranos, Mad Men and so on. The list […]
Like Sir Mix-a-Lot said “I like big butts and I cannot lie…”, and so who are you other brothers to deny? 2014 appears to have become The Year of The Butt, an Ass-ension if you will, and thanks to the wonders of the internet these […]
Hey! Ho! The holiday season is upon us, have you got your gifts yet? Well, if you haven’t, you’re in luck for we have compiled our best sex toys of 2014. Yep, not only have I been working hard testing these toys to make sure […]
These days they’re known as fluffers. You’ve probably heard of fluffers—men or women who are hired to keep the performers on porn sets readily on call while the director and the crew do their thing—as sort of laissez-faire professionals, who like sex but choose not […]
With movies it’s always best to plan ahead. Given that Hollywood tends to allow their releases to bottleneck at times, it’s best to have some idea of what you want to go and see in the next few months. Hitting up the cinema can be […]
Theoretically everything is interconnected. Cloud technology is the latest gimmick relentlessly being sold to us, along with the notion that whatever you do, wherever you are, precious data is being stored as if it’s a kind of invisible filing cabinet. Yet, unless you own the […]
