An English guy named Christopher Hamilton (played with a fake accent yet believable douchiness by Richard Pacheco) lands in a mysterious island, looking for Madame Lau, a woman said to be able to create the ultimate sex experience. A car awaits for them to take […]
If you’re a fan of anime, you’ll know that amongst all of the excellent anime I recommend there’s a high level of weird, weird stuff out there that I just ignore and let sink into oblivion. Some shows just have weird bits, some are predominantly […]
While frolicking through the highly informative brilliance that is Buzzfeed the other day, I encountered a heated discourse about the noble search for happiness. Some Internet creatures were linking to articles about the little things that make a human happy while others were engaging in […]
Layla closed one eye, trying to focus on her watch. ‘Right, well… I think it’s time for me to head home,’ she said between hiccups. ‘What are you up to, Musch?’ she slurred. ‘I’m going to a club,’ La Muschi replied. Layla and Michelle stood […]
Arts people are strange in all sorts of fun ways, but none are so enigmatic as the musician. Playing an instrument fuses with the personality of many an individual; once the transformation into musician is complete, there’s no going back. However, not all musicians are […]
From Jazz music to hip hop, and twerking to America these are just a few things that were ‘discovered’ by white people. That’s all be well and good except that these things already existed long before white people became aware of them. Luckily thanks to […]
Greetings from week #2 of my trip to Cincinnati, my fellow beer imbibing buddies! Last week I shared with you my Cincinnati IPA of choice, Madtree PsycHOPathy. This week I want to share with you one of the most interesting craft beers I have consumed […]
Eating healthy is no longer just taking vitamins and being done with it. Now more than ever you have the responsibility to take care of yourself and know what to put into your body – especially since so much information is available for free and […]
I’m writing this on a Thursday. This fact becomes more significant when you know that 1pm on a Thursday is my deadline for submitting a weekly article to Badoink. I may think about writing something for Badoink on a Wednesday. I may even contemplate the […]
Do you watch a reality show? No, of course you don’t. At least, you won’t admit to it, because nobody ever does. Instead, we scoff at reality TV. Real, my ass (which is real, unlike Kim Kardashian’s humungous rear. Seriously. Where does she get that […]
Science… where would we be without it? Probably in church sacrificing goats. Well, relax goats! A bunch of us like to exercise reason these days. Like this little lot… Cosmic Inflation… I consider myself a smart person but I had a hard time wrapping my […]
Sometimes things get a little harder than we want. I’m sure we don’t mind a little bit of a challenge but everyone gets tired of the hustle every once in a while and needs some time to recuperate. At times like this it’s important to […]
Apple has just announced the latest iPhone6 models will come in two sizes: 4.7 inches, and 5.5 inches. The decision to finally produce larger-screen devices like their major competitor Samsung, despite steadfastly asserting smaller screens are more optimal, is likely motivated by the changing business […]
Since we’ve already taken a look at foods that seem healthy but really aren’t, let’s do the opposite and look at foods that we have been told are ‘unhealthy’ but, it turns out, are actually good for you. There is a big misconception about a […]
I’ve never been very good at buying condoms. By that I mean I can never tell the difference between the ribbed or flavored or what have you. I usually just pick up any that has nice packaging and be done with it. Even if it […]
Evening approaches and many a denizen of office spaces, loft apartments, and overpriced coffee houses begin to sniff about the local watering holes for prey. The hunt is on, and males of the species approach their targets to determine who among the predators is the […]
We’ve all been through this experience. Someone you know excitedly announces they or their partner is pregnant, and immediately expects to be congratulated. They’ll even announce this to people they barely know, as if the entire world should petition for a global holiday to mark […]
I know this is strange coming from a woman… But don’t worry, like a good, um, ‘journalist’, I did my research. In a completely unscientific way I asked a bunch of guys the things that other men do that piss them off. Not to get […]
There are a lot of cocktails in the world, but there are a few every man should know how to make. I’m not even talking about the more complicated stuff out there. I’m talking about the classic cocktails that you should have in your cocktail […]
As over 70 percent of this fall’s college freshmen crop own smartphones, it goes without saying that they are pretty much lost at doing their schoolwork without them. Being up to speed on which apps are the best bets for taking notes, managing schedules, swatting, […]
