Fiona on Fire opens with a couple having sex in a fairly dark room. After they were done, the girl went for a post-coital shower. But just when we were ready for a better look at our starlet, a mysterious person walked into the bathroom […]
Bio pictures are a strange kettle of fish. Rarely much more than delusional myth-making exercises concerning someone extraordinary who is deceased or reviving the fortunes of someone who is close to it. This seems to be especially so with musicians. Having reviewed Jersey Boys and […]
Over the past few years, Australian rapper Iggy Azalea has been at the heart of controversy over what should or shouldn’t be said in hip hop music. Critics, since the release of songs like “Pu$$y,” and most recently the billboard topping “Fancy,” have argued at […]
This year, revelers at Comic Con international were treated to an advanced teaser of Superman Vs. Batman – The Dawn of Justice. It’s difficult to make much out from the grainy surreptitious recordings, but it appears to show a pretty bad-ass looking superman with demonic […]
A new season of anime, and with it, as per usual, a new crop of mecha shows. Japanese boys have always loved giant humanoid robots going at each other with guns and swords, and with the continued unwarranted success of the Transformers movies, it’s clear […]
Over the past few years, news aggregator and clickable content sites have become awash with nostalgia for their childhoods – you know, the time before smartphones and Twitter. There’s an impossible quantity of articles and lists detailing all the things we miss from being a […]
Finally! Samuel Smith has found my beer g-spot, gently pressed its warm and affectionate silky hand against it, and commenced heavy petting with their “Nut Brown Ale”. In my past reviews for BaDoink I have been unkind, but honest and respectful to Samuel Smith, thickly […]
Every woman has her guilty pleasures. For my friend Diana, it’s watching afternoon mini-marathons of Law & Order reruns on one of the 46 cable TV channels that appear to exist solely in order to air afternoon mini-marathons of Law & Order reruns. For one […]
Distractions are everywhere. We’ll look for them every time our brain feels the slightest bit of responsibility. Accountability, on the other hand, is hard to find. In a more evolved and understanding society that leans more on positive reinforcements to achieve goals, it’s easy to […]
My-oh-my! Summer is here, boy and girls. It is hot outside! And while you might be tempted to walk around in flip-flops, nobody wants to see that shit. Other than the beach, a man should not be wearing flip-flops. What should he wear then? Well, […]
You know how sometimes after a long day, your lady comes home, tired, opens a bottle of wine and wants to cuddle? No, and I don’t mean that as a euphemism to sex, but actually just cuddle up to you and perhaps even, gasp, talk!! […]
Uhm, so I’ve just stumbled onto something awesome. It’s so damn awesome I have to share it here. With you. I’d like to introduce you to The Outdoor Co-ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society or OCETPFAS. I’m a huge fan of reading and a rather […]
I’m in a very small minority of people who actually don’t use Facebook. A lot of people ask me why. It’s a personal preference; it has nothing to do with isolating myself from the world or the Internet, but with avoiding more distractions in my […]
“You go on a dating service and end up paying $50 a month to talk to somebody no one else wants!” Consider this: At least 96 million people in the U.S. have no spouse. 43 percent of all Americans over the age of 18 are […]
Being in college already provides stress of its own – balancing getting to classes and partying, mid terms and finals, making friends, being cool, extra curricular activities – it’s all mixed in a nice pot of stress stew. On top of that you may or […]
If you’re an eligible bachelor or bachelorette, no doubt you’ve had to make some sacrifices for possible and definite romantic partners in the past. Some of the sacrifices and compromises you’ve made were and still are intelligent – never make the mistake of thinking you […]
We blow these body parts into something rather huge .. sometimes quite literally. They’re the butt (sorry) of jokes, often a huge part of a woman’s self-esteem. I’ll admit to having a serious case of boob envy, not being blessed in this department myself (I […]
Walk into any health food – organic – homemade – grass fed – free range – gluten free – type store (and oh they’re popping up like mushrooms after a storm) and you’re bound to see shelf after shelf of so-called ‘healthy food’ – foods […]
Let’s say you’ve just met someone new and you’re really into them. The sex is great, they laugh at all your jokes, and no matter what’s going on in your life they make everything better. You’ve been spending all your time with them, but after […]
I know I write by the pile-full on how technology is getting out of hand (did anyone say robot apocalypse?), but let it be known that I love me a warm MacBook Air in the morning. No matter how much I rant otherwise, it’s probably […]
