Why Can't You Be More Normal?

Why Can’t You Be More Normal?

Why can’t you be more normal? I’ve heard that many a time. You’ve probably heard it yourself. Society functions around a set of unwritten rules based on a concept of the correct way to do things. But what is normal? And who defines it? The […]

Giraff to Help Dementia Sufferers

Giraff to Help Dementia Sufferers

Ah Scotland! Beautiful, raw, destitute and ever longing – at least among its poor – for independence from the rest of the UK. With Prime Minister David Cameron’s relentless austerity cuts inspiring rage all around, a longing for Scottish independence is getting shrill again. This […]

Movie Review: Jersey Boys

Movie Review: Jersey Boys

Jersey Boys – Directed by Clint Eastwood For all the folks who’ve been waiting for a sugar-rush musical since Grease in 1978, your number just came up. I will admit that I never saw Jersey Boys onstage, but my beloved Aunty Joan – who would definitely […]

The Oldest Profession In the World

The Oldest Profession In the World

Above: Peggy loves fisting! ‘I wanna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse.’ This quote, or a variation thereof, is usually attributed to James Dean. Though after wrecking his car at 85mph, it’s doubtful that his corpse was particularly appealing to look at. […]

App Review: The Ministry of Silly Walks

App Review: The Ministry of Silly Walks

Monty Python: The Ministry of Silly Walks – Boondogle: Android, iPhone, iPad – $1.99 I’ll have you know that it really is all part of a carefully plotted conspiracy! While Monty Python prepare for what are probably their last-ever live stage shows in July, the masterpiece which […]

App Review: Adobe Voice

App Review: Adobe Voice

Everybody knows Adobe, right? They make all kinds of brilliant, sometimes complicated, software for professionals in many fields. Their flagship product, Photoshop, is well known worldwide and is a lot of work to deal with because it has over 500 menu commands. Some businesses hate […]

10 of the Worst Standup Comedians

10 of the Worst Standup Comedians

Above, from left to right, Jeff Dunham (image by Cameron Yee), Margaret Cho (image by Charles Haynes), Carrot Top (image by Hoggarazzi Photography) and Dane Cook (image by Lindsey8417) Yin and yang, right? Everything has its polar opposite; every good thing has its bad cousin. Stand up […]

7 Sexy Sex Myths

7 Sexy Sex Myths (Proven Wrong)

If there is one thing the human race continues to be stubborn about, it’s sex. Folks often align their entire identity with their sexual performance without reading the supporting literature (ignorance is not visceral pleasure, unfortunately), or even believe age-old legends about sex that have […]

How NOT to Have an Open Relationship

How NOT to Have an Open Relationship

I am by large a great believer in all kinds of relationships. Open, monogamous, same sex, multi sex, no sex! Hey, whatever suits you! A relationship is a private matter between the parties involved – as long as everyone involved knows what’s happening and has […]

How to Protect Yourself Against Malware

How to Protect Yourself Against Malware

I get asked about Malware a lot. The problem, however, usually comes down to you and your habits. First and foremost, most victims are people who don’t install updates to plug security holes. I’m not talking only about Windows but also Adobe Flash, Adobe Reader, […]