I like novelties. I don’t like surprises. And there are some areas that are just restricted. But then how would my lover know that? Where are the boundaries? What is considered normal? How do you know when you are about to cross the line? I’m […]
Nebraska is the latest film to be directed by Alexander Payne, the man responsible for bringing us such bittersweet gems as Sideways and About Schmidt – which forever burned into the brain the image of what it would be like to see an old Jack […]
In the penultimate chapter of our erotic tale, things were seriously heating up apace. Now, finally, the story reaches its climax… Your eyes are transfixed on Laura. You are lying on your back. Your legs are spread and your cock is hard. For the first […]
Russian River Consecration – American Wild Ale – 10.0% ABV There are two things in life that make me one sour son-of-a-bitch. The first and most prominent is that I am a Purdue football fan. If I shaved all three of my cats and counted each individual […]
Yeah, there’s lots of stuff out there that can really get on your nerves, lots… loads… masses of stuff. There isn’t time enough to name them all, so here are 10… Socks OK, I’m not an idiot, I get what they are for, a layer […]
The NBA trade deadline came and went on February 20th, and many of us were a little disappointed by the lack of flashy transactions. Following the last Collective Bargaining Agreement, most teams are extra cautious and high draft picks are prized possessions, so one-sided deals […]
In a recent article, Lola Lovely discusses the idea that an average penis, while not as impressive to look at as a porn star-style grand schlong, is better in terms of functionality. Her analysis reveals that a normal penis simply fits better, as opposed to […]
So my first thought is that it’s Die Hard: Die Elderly. In truth, Non-Stop is a labored action-thriller, one which fits its title in the sense that the living do perpetually breathe. A vehicle for the grand, big Irishman, Liam Neeson, the script does give […]
It’s hardly news that certain cities are extremely desirable places to live, with correspondingly high property prices. But property prices in London have now passed well beyond ridiculous – and what’s worse, so has the concept of what is an acceptable dwelling. You’ve probably heard […]
My Chinese friends kind of cringe when I ask them. The image of the nosey, interfering busybody Chinese parent that seems to pop up whenever there’s a documentary or a news item about daily life in China. This is true, as my new friend I […]
Yesterday, the UK and Ireland celebrated World Book Day, a celebration of how important books and reading are, now more than ever. The event, as reported by The Guardian, inspired people to dress up as famous literary characters, including Gandalf, Pippi Longstocking, and Samwise Gamgee. […]
As in real life, time on the web is also fleeting, especially if you’re an immensely popular website that used to dominate the www back in the day. Bigger, better sites come to take your place and you either innovate along with the newcomer or […]
“Whiskey… It’ll put hair on your chest.” These were actual words spoken to me as a child by my grandfather. He’s a real man’s man. Sport fanatic, theatre-goer, and a flirt with the ladies. He taught me how to drink whiskey. He saved me from […]
Far too often men seem to get so caught up about the size of their junk that it actually interferes with the act of the sexy time. Most men think that their penis is too small even if you tell them it’s probably the average […]
When I hear about apps like this BroApp it just serves to annoy me. Not only does this app make men look bad, but it assumes that women are a sniveling bunch of clingy whiny rats that need constant attention from their men or else […]
While reading my current book, I came to a passage in which the author – a stuffy old man – complained about e readers. My first instinct was to agree with him, being somewhat stuffy myself and considering the almost romantic associations of paperbacks. To […]
My bee fact… “It’s funny you should mention that actually because the reason why people use smoke when they try to take honey out of a bee hive is because it gets them high. They get the munchies, and start gorging themselves on honey until […]
Tetris is simple and addictive. It’s not complex and there are no silly game rules. It’s not about vanquishing your opponent or killing them, it’s about being fussy and cleaning up. A persnickety person’s alternative to a deep-throated blowjob accompanied by a fine micro-brewed beer, […]
If you’re anything like me, then you were also one of millions of geeks worldwide who let out a collective gasp of orgasmic excitement at headlines proclaiming the long-hoped-for arrival of hoverboard like the one Marty cFly uses in Back to the Future II, only to […]
I’ve never been one for multi-tasking. As such, I’m definitely not one for chitchatting on the phone or text messaging while I’m writing. If you’re anything like me, you’re tied to a desk and a computer most of the workday. I tend to check my […]
