They always says you eat with your eyes first. Does that go the same for drink? Maybe it does when you catch some of the nuttiest names out there…

1. “Hoptimus Prime”
Legacy Brewing Co. in Pennsylvania have officially named the nerdiest beer.

2. “Moose Drool”
Montana brewers Big Sky Brewing Co. must be crazy, but in good way.

3. “Santa’s Butt Porter”
Ridgeway Brewing in the UK officially have the best name for a porter.

4. “Yellow Snow”
Despite the name, this beer hails from Rogue (from Oregon) so it’s insanely delicious.

5. “Arrogant Bastard Ale”
Stone Brewery, in California, doesn’t care if you don’t like their beers, because they’re better than you.

6. “He’Brew: The Chosen Beer”
These New York based brewers make Kosher look super badass.

7. “Screaming Ape Porter”
California beer company Dos Cerdos Brewery makes me so very happy.

8. “Porkslap Pale Ale”
Butternuts Beer & Ale in New York makes one of my favorite pale ales ever.

9. “Farmer’s Tan”
Southern Tier, based in New York, make some amazing brews, and their weirdly named Imperial Pale Lager is no exception.

10. “Tactical Nuclear Penguin”
Brewed by Scottish beer makers BrewDog, this crazy beer not only has the best name ever, it’s also 32% alcohol.