It’s no surprise that men are pretty obsessed with their penis. This small piece of flesh assumes (in their minds, at least) a vastly disproportionate importance to its size. If they’re not playing with it, they’re thinking about it. They worry that it’s not impressive enough, or boast about how huge it is. Women could be forgiven for thinking that the penis pretty much takes over its owner’s life (sorry guys, we really don’t find them that interesting – not unless we’re emotionally attached to the owner). But what’s a man to do if he’s the not-so-proud possessor of a less than impressive sausage? Well, the ever-ingenious and cock-obsessed male has found a way to turn even that mishap to his advantage. Thus he invented SCH, or Small Cock Humiliation.

SCH, or SPH, is a popular fetish on cam sites, and most dominant females will encounter it regularly. Now, when I first heard about SCH, I was understandably puzzled by this concept. Why on earth would a man want to be laughed at for his penile inadequacy? Why would he actually request such treatment? What pleasure could there possibly be in stripping off on cam and being ridiculed for his tiny todger, something that in the bedroom would be utterly mortifying? My friend Mistress Julia supplied the answer. In her opinion, and after 20 years of domination she knows pretty much everything about what makes a man tick, SCH is about eroticizing a disadvantage and thus succeeding in deriving pleasure from it after all. A man with a  small dick might not have the confidence to go out on the pull, and may experience little success with women, but he can still have fun in his own way. Clever, isn’t it?

I’ve tried SCH (from the femdom side, obviously, since I don’t own a penis), and I have to say it’s pretty darned fun. It’s also extremely creative. How many ways can you laugh at a small cock? You’d be surprised. There seems to be an infinite number of insults you can fling at a dinky dick and its hapless owner. I haven’t run out of ideas yet. And they love it, they really do. So everybody’s happy. It’s rather sweet, actually, and even the most hard-hearted femdom can’t find it in her stony heart to begrudge a SCH enthusiast his moments of fun. So how can I insult thee? Let me count the ways …