Historically, heterosexual men have a weird relationship with mean women. Technically, no one likes to be disrespected, treated harshly or being humiliated.
Until they do.
Hey, not everyone, of course. I’m not a fan of it myself, but as a writer who deals with porn and sex-related stuff on a daily basis, I’d be a fool if I weren’t aware of the big allure that a hot, malicious, cruel woman has when those qualities are unleashed within a sexual context.
Dogfart Productions has clearly noticed that, too.
A little backstory: You may have heard about ESPN sideline reporter Britt McHenry’s unrestrained (to put it mildly) rant on a tow lot employee, in which she repeatedly mocked and insulted the lowly wage single mom clerk; making fun of her job, level of education, teeth, weight, and overall image and intelligence. All while throwing her superiority around and proudly stating that she’s on TV.
The video has gone viral since then, and the Sportscenter, NFL Live and Baseball Tonight reporter has found herself in a position in which her entitlement might not be capable of saving her.
ESPN responded to the criticism by suspending McHenry for a week. She’s had her supporters after the rant went public, with some people claiming she was just caught in the heat the moment, but the general opinion tends to be negative. Several instances of her being rude have been documented, so it’s likely not a one-time thing. According to TMZ, a lot of employees at ESPN — including producers and public faces of the network — want McHenry fired. And in these times of political correctness, it could very well happen soon.
So what can a cruel, hot blonde do when she’s likely facing unemployment and a very tough PR battle ahead of hers to find that next gig?
If your answer was, “Femdom porn, obviously!” you might be onto something.
Dogfart.com has made a public announcement offering the suspended ESPN reporter $250,000 to appear in a Fendom porn scene for their network.
“Everyone at the office was intrigued when the Britt McHenry story broke,” said a Dogfart spokesman. “All of us are sports fans and knew who Britt was. When we heard her going off on this poor person at the tow lot we felt bad for them but we saw the sex appeal. A mean woman like that calling the shots would make for a great scene and we know our subscribers would love it. We are offering her $250k to be a total bitch on camera and perform in a Femdom scene for us. We think it would go great next to our Donald Sterling Cuckold Parody.”
We’ve seen weirder things happen. As a sports/mean-bitches fan, I’m all in on this. Also, Dogfart may be the most appropriate platform for her if she goes through with it. I mean she does have a lot of experience working next to big dudes. Just saying…
