Nina Hartley Plays Hillary Clinton in New Porn Parody

Behind every great woman, is a great… woman… playing her in a porn parody.

Hillary Clinton, the most likely Democratic nominee for the 2016 Presidential Election, has been in the public eye for many years, which usually guarantees porn parodies of her will be made (scientific fact, ladies and gentlemen!). And though it’s true that Mrs. Clinton has been immortalized in her share of said parodies in the past, few are as specific and amusing when relating them to current events as the one Dogfart will be releasing soon.

While the real Hillary Clinton campaigns for the African-American vote this week in South Carolina, her porn version will be working just as hard in a new adult production with the hilariously well-timed title Hillary Gets the Black Vote.

Porn legend Nina Hartley portrays the former First Lady, which is not a bad choice — you could argue that Hartley’s the Hillary Clinton of porn. This is actually the fourth time (!) Hartley has played the erstwhile Secretary of State, most notably 2008’s fairly successful Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?.

The movie was directed by veteran adult filmmaker Billy Watson. The cast consists of Hartley in the title role, James Bartholet as Bill Clinton, and 12 black staffers — because this is Dogfart after all.

Only a few stills of the movie have been released, but it’s been more than enough to get the Internet talking.

I’m not a trained actress, but I’ve been making adult films for 31 years,” Hartley told the Huffington Post. “I’ve gotten to an age where I’m playing authority figures by default. She’s a powerful figure married to another powerful figure so she’s ripe for caricature.”

“I play her very in charge, a tad bossy, without veering to emasculation, but she is able to articulate what she wants,” Hartley said. “I do have sex fantasies about her. I imagine she’s bisexual and that she’s deeply passionate.”

We all do, Nina. We all do.

“The moment Mrs. Clinton announced that she would be making a presidential run, we knew we were going to make this movie,” said a Dogfart spokesman. “Nina is still as sexy as ever and her fan base continues to grow. The storyline in this is just as good as the sex. It is your American duty to rock the vote as well as watch the most epic political porn parody of all time.”

The movie will be available on Dogfart.com or BlacksOnBlondes.com.

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