Ok well… maybe it’s not the film we’ve ALL wanted but it was only a matter of time before Misty, Ash, Brock, Team Rocket, Pikachu and the rest of the weird gang all got the official and professional porn treatment. Thanks to celebrated parody masters Wood Rocket the long wait is finally over.

Wood Rocket have carved out something of a niche for themselves in the parody game after producing takes on Hollywood and TV blockbusters such as Game of Thrones, Guardians of the Galaxy and Bob’s Burgers but their latest may have the furthest reach yet. You can already hear the little internet babies crying “my childhood is ruined!”

As luck would have it, the original character names are prettttty easy to riff on in the porn-style. Strokémon follows Gash, Fisty, Cock, and Dikachu as they… well, you should know how these things go by now.

“Kim Kardashian’s naked butt was alright, but Strokémon may actually be the thing that breaks the Internet. It is weird, it is hilarious, it is sexy, it features a yellow-painted porn star with a tail getting down & dirty, and WoodRocket.com has made it free to watch on their website.” says director, Lee Roy Myers.

So sit back and get ready to play with your pokéballs or your vulvasaur… Strokémon chooses you!