There have been many great love songs throughout the years. Songs that embodied the emotion one felt that was so strong it could only be communicated through music. Sadly, the 10 songs listed below are not one of these songs. These songs just make you wonder what in the world these people were thinking for singing / writing it:

He hit me (and it felt like a kiss) by The Crystals

Uhm, no song about domestic abuse is a love song, not matter how untrue one is.

Truly, Madly, Deeply by Savage Garden

Talk about a suffocating song and simple lyrics like, “I want to stand with you on a mountain/I want to bathe with you in the sea/I want to lay like this forever/Until the sky falls down on me,” Judging from the 25 million hits the song got on youtube, said sky never fell down. Stupid sky.

The Piña Colada Song by Rupert Holmes

This is a song about a man who cheats on his wife and finds out that his wife is also cheating on him. How in the world is this a love song?

I Swear by All 4 One

This remake was so overplayed that I swear, if I hear it one more time I’ll lose it.

(God Must Have Spent) A Little More Time on You by NSYNC

It’s good to know that NSYNC has a direct line to God.

Said I love you, but I lied by Michael Bolton

In what world is this a love song? This is a hate song.

My heart will go on by Celine Dion

Even Celine Dion initially didn’t want to record this song. Enough said.

Little Things by One Direction

How nice that you can love us despite all the very many flaws that we have (in case you can’t tell, yes that’s sarcasm).

She’s like the wind by Patrick Swayze

Just… no.

(You’re) having my baby by Paul Anka

I’m not sure what’s happening here. Is he talking about his seed and how she didn’t get an abortion? Well, if that’s not romance, I don’t know what is!