In my late teens I conducted a scientific experiment on the relationship between diet and the consistency and flavor of semen.

I had a steady boyfriend who was willing to be the vehicle for my first case study. At the time, not being a terribly scientific-minded person, I didn’t think about the fact that I’d probably have to conduct the research on a larger number of men to find anything conclusive. I did however learn a great deal in a relatively short time with my boyfriend. It was a short-lived experiment by my standards because apparently there were some aspects of it than I for one will ever understand.

We began the experiment with a fast to cleanse our systems. I did not need cleansing for this project but I participated in the cleansing out of solidarity.

The premise of the experiment was that I would assign a different food every day, which would be the only thing my boyfriend would eat in a twenty-four hour period. He had to eat a lot of that food so that it would saturate his system and presumably show up in his cum. My role was to give him a blowjob at the end of each twenty-four hour period and record any changes in taste and or consistency.

I was already very familiar with his member and everything therein so I had previous knowledge going into the experiment.

On day one, after the fast, I noticed that he was much quicker to climax. It could have been due to his anticipation of our project or perhaps his body was not bogged down and was ready to go… His semen was definitely slightly less salty but there was no noticeable change in texture.

This went on to include rice, peaches, peanut butter and red meat. The two most significant changes occurred with the peaches and the red meat. Peaches made his cum actually sweet and thin in consistency. I could have guzzled that cock juice the way one can eat a bushel of ripe peaches off a tree in the heat of summer. The red meat made it taste more acrid, the smell more pungent and the consistency thicker.

The last day of the experiment which ended way sooner than I had anticipated was supposed to be the day of asparagus. About half way into the day I had to go out and run some errands. I came home to find my boyfriend eating burritos and drinking tequila with a friend of ours. I was so furious that he had ruined all of my research and he, fueled with tequila was furious that I was being so controlling.

My cum diet was over. His morning blowjobs continued. I never pursued the investigation after that but I’m fairly certain there are awards to be won, possibly even a Nobel prize to be gotten by delving further into the questions of ones diet and how it affects their jizz.