So there I was, wondering why I wasn’t squirting with abandon with every sexual act, when almost all porn actresses seemed to squirt at the drop of a (pizza deliveryman’s) hat.
If you’ve been wondering why you can’t fuck for hours or why your girlfriend isn’t eager to take it up the bum like in some of the porn you watch, well, this video will set it all straight!
Behold, the difference between porn sex and real sex, explained with humor and food. Win-win, I say!
So now that we know that 40% of women are into light bondage, it’s time to go get some furry cuffs mate!
