Supercut of Best Male Full Frontals

Just the other day as I was lounging around my pool in my sexy, see-through mumu, I thought to myself, “Why is it that movies always stop short of showing men’s junk?” They have no problem littering our screens with tits and ass, that shit’s swinging all over the place.

But come the magnificent penis, it’s like men suddenly get a case of “aw shucks” and it’s cut to the next scene. Well, I wanted to see some dick. On. my. screen. Turns out, the good people at HuffPo must’ve been listening to my earnest prayers because, well, this video is now online. And when something is online, there is no takebacks!

Behold, the best full frontal scenes featuring Hollywood’s leading men:

And in case you were wondering, here’s a list of the movies that appear in the video:

Shame (2011)
Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)
Quills (2000)
Bad Lieutenant (1992)
The Indian Runner (1991)
American Gigolo (1980)
The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)
Wild Things (1998)
Any Given Sunday (1999)
Young Adam (2003)
Trainspotting (1996)
In the Cut (2003)
Hall Pass (2011)
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Ulysses’ Gaze (1995)
American Reunion (2012)
Taking Woodstock (2009)
EuroTrip (2004)
Art School Confidential (2006)
The Piano (1993)
Kinsey (2004)
2 Days in Paris (2007)
A Good Old Fashioned Orgy (2011)
Watchmen (2009)
Your Highness (2011)
Jackass Number Two (2006)
Basket Case (1982)
Sideways (2004)
Russian Dolls (2005)
Velvet Goldmine (1998)
Observe and Report (2009)
The Fisher King (1991)
Pink Flamingos (1972)
Brüno (2009)
American Animal (2011)
I’m Still Here (2010)
Y Tu Mamá También (2001)
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
Super Troopers (2001)
Eastern Promises (2007)
Get Rich or Die Tryin’ (2005)
Bronson (2008)
Who’s That Knocking at My Door (1967)
The Pillow Book (1996)
Rust and Bone (2012)
The Dreamers (2003)
The Crying Game (1992)
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
The Brown Bunny (2003)
Boogie Nights (1997)