INT: – Restaurant – Silicon Valley

Justin Timberlake (Sean Parker) sits across from Jesse Eisenberg (Mark Zuckberg):

“A million dollars isn’t cool, you know what’s cool? A billion dollars.”

Best line ever from The Social Network. And it’s definitely ringing loud and clear in this brave new X-rated world called Virtual Reality Porn. Some are calling it adult’s second ‘cumming’ (pun intended).

The past decade has been a bumpy ride for the purveyors of porn. The Internet was a blessing and a curse. On the upside, you could finally watch porn on your own terms – not subject to those “adult only” rooms at your local video store where you’d have to walk behind a curtain just to look at the tapes. And the clerk at 7-11, I’ll take a Snickers and just throw in a few of those nudie magazines in the bag from behind the counter. Hurry before anyone sees though! Oh how the world loves to shame sex.

However, of all the things we love about the Internet, besides Kim Kardashian’s ass, is that almost everything is free! Enter: Tube sites and free porn for everyone. Exit: the glory days of adult entertainment. #broke

That’s all about to change though and thanks in large part to Facebook’s $2 billion bet on Palmer Luckey, founder of Oculus Rift. Even the market analysts are predicting that VR Porn will be the third largest virtual reality sector and a $1 billion business by 2025.

So, if you haven’t test drove virtual reality, what are you waiting for? It’s as cool as everyone says it is. Get yourself some VR cardboard goggles if you don’t want to lay out the $99 for SamsungGear or $600 for Oculus (yeah, us either) and check out (shameless self promotion) BaDoinkVR (NSFW) so you too can f*ck like a rock star.